Creative Messages ....

Jokes

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Higher Studies
Santa : why you are studying always by sitting on trees ? .
Banta : I am preparing for higher studies . So , I prefer to sit only on higher places.

Cooking
santa : banta , why you are too tired today .
Banta : I have a problem .
Santa : what's the problem . Why can't you share it with me .
Banta : my wife know cooking , but she won't do.
Santa : Ah! my wife don't know cooking , but she always cook . What to do .

Teacher & Student
Teacher : students , always remember the value of 1plus1 equal to 2 .
Students : yes teacher .
Teacher : santa stand up , what is the value of 2plus2 ?
Santa : teacher , you cheated me . You said simple problem . And asking me difficult problem.

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Jokes

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Fire Station :
Santa : Banta , wake up quickly . Our house is in fire .
Banta : Call fire station .
Santa : I already given a missed call . No reply from them .

Family Thief's :
Santa : Banta , why we prefer to theft only from ballu's house .
Banta : Oye santa , we are their family theifs .

Puzzle :
Santa : Banta , a puzzle for you . What will be present in the middle of TV .
Banta : CRT's , RLC circuits ....
Santa : Wrong wrong . The correct answer is " U " .

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Frienship
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Humour
Jokes
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FAQ's

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What is this www.ultimatemessages.blogspot.com ..?
This is a blog entirely about Messages . Here you can find wide range of varieties of messages .

Where did the messages came to you ..?
These messages has been avialable on my phone that has send to me by many of my friends . With slight modifications , I presented here .

Then why the title "Creative Messages" ..?
Yes , You are correct . But these messages makes you to learn how to create good messages for your friends . Hence I kept that .

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Good Messages

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Attutude

When it rains all birds fly for shelter.

But eagle avoids the rain by flying above the clouds.

Problem is common to all, but ATTITUDE makes the difference.

Change & Challenge

"Change" is a Nature of life..!

But "Challenge"is an Aim of life..!

So ,always Challenge the Changes,

don't Change the Challenges..

Way of Life

Everyone will not get everything.. This is the way of life..

Dont try to get which is not yours..But Don't dare to lose which is your's.....

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Good Night

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Study Philosophy

Don't study=fail;Study=don't fail;
adding both equations ds+s=f+df
taking common s(d+1)=f(1+d);
cancel 1+d , study=fail ;
Hence proved.
So,don't study. Take Sleep .

Sweet Dreams
Since your eyes are looking tired ...
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the world of sweet dreams ...

$ Good Night $
"G"o 'to' bed , "O"ff'd'light , "O"ut'of'tension , "D"reams'come , "N"ice'sleep , "I"gnore'worries , "G"et'up'earlier , "H"ave'nice thoughts , "T"hank'the'G0D.
$ Good Night $

Birthday Wishes

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Birthday Wishes

.;"";. .;"";.

()"" ') '+, " ,+'

( ,'o')") "+,+"

(,,) )

Just sending my COOL HEART

To Wish You Happy Birthday

Birthday Greetings

No Greeting Card To Give ..!

No Sweet Flowers To Send ..!

No Cute Graphics To Forward ...!

Just I Have ' LOVING HEART ' To Wish You.

Many more HAPPY Returns of the Day .

Happy Birthday

This is a 5 star message from a dairy milk person from a lolypop friend for a melody reason at a kitkat time on a munch day in a perk mood to say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

Love Messages

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Loss in Love

I loss

4 letter word food

3 letter word joy

2 letter word me

but ...

I can not forgot "u" .

Greetings to you .

Love Pain

The most valuable sentence for Life.

Don't show so much of Love on anyone.

Because it creates a non curable Pain when they avoid you.

This is true .

Part Of Life

Birth is the "START OF LIFE" .

Beauty is the "ART OF LIFE" .

Love is the "PART OF LIFE" .

So Love be there for anyone .

Love Messages

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Love in Action

Wanted:True friend.

Eligibility: Loving & caring.

Experience: Cell phone operating.

Duty: Sms to me regularly.

Salary: My love & care.

Placement: In my Heart...

Real Love

I love your eyes,

I love your smile!

I cherish your ways,

I adore your style!

What can I say?

You are one of a kind & 24/7 you are on my mind!

Cherish the Love

God opened the window of HEAVEN.

He saw me and asked " What's your wish today ? "

I said: Lord, take care of the cute one who is reading my SMS.

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Friendship Messages

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Friend : My Life

If SomeOne Ask Me " What Is Meant By Life ...? "

I Will Sit Next To you , Put My Arms Around you ...

And Say Proudly ,

" MY Friend IS MY LIFE " .....

Heart Catcher..

Mother IS a Great teacher....

LOVER is a Time eater...

WIFE IS a Life watcher ..

BUT FRIEND Is a Heart catcher...!

Hai Heart catcher..

Friend ?

FRIEND means :

"F" ree From All Formalities....,

"Ri " ght To Say Anything....,

"E" ither Good Or Bad....,

"N" o Sorry No Thanks....,

"D" ear Just As You........

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Friendship Messages

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Meaning of a Friend

"FRIEND"

F : First for me.

R : Real for me.

I : Inspires me.

E : Encourage me.

N : Never forgets me.

D : Dear! its.....You .....

Friend Comparision

Dont compare friend as a flower, because a flower dies in an hour.

Compare as a river, because a river

_-_-_-_-_-_

_-_-_-_-__-

flows forever.

Strong Friendship

Open your memories - when you are alone .

0pen your heart - When you are sad .

But,don't open your hand - when you need a friend .

Because ,

Iam already holding your hand...

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Friendship Messages

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Friendship Evolution

FriendshiP is not a

Passion

Selection

Collection

Calculation

Generation

Realisation

Celebration

Temptation

Imagination

Its only "FOUNDATION" of TWO HEARTS.

Special Friendship

Sky is full of stars but moon is special ,

Tree is full of leaves but flower is special ,

My heart is full of friends

but You are special......

True Friendship

Life starts with a voice but end with silence.....!

Love starts with a fear but ends with tears.....!

True friendship starts anywhere and ends no where....

Good Messages

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Creation & Destruction

A seed while growing makes no sound.

A tree while falling makes a huge noise.

Destruction is Noisy but Creation is always Quiet.

So Be a CREATOR....

Advice in Life

Don't depend a lot on Anyone's Advice ,

because no one is so experienced than you about your life.

YOU are the only one going to Live & Lead Your Life...

Think Differently

We think everything is impossible until we try something different.

Different attempts is the only way of discovering our True capacity.

So, Think new.

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Good Messages

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Trusting a Person

Trusting a person is giving someone the ability to destroy you completely ...

But having the confidence that they wont .

Miles and Smiles

Miles and smiles are made from same letters .

But you know the difference ...?

Smile on your face makes me Happy even though

Iam miles away from you...

Keep Smiling....

Failure in Success

Failure is a single page in a part of Life..,

But Success is a book of Dictionary..!

Don't lose a full book for a single page.

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Good Messages

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Best of Luck
Luck is your's , but wishes are mine.Let your future be always shine.Best of luck....

Success Story
Success is like your own shadow if you try to catch them ,IGNORE it and walk in your own way .It will follow you........

Life Never Leaves
Life never leaves you empty , it always replaces everything you lost .If it asks you to put something down it is because it wants you to pick up some thing better........