Jokes
Higher Studies
Santa : why you are studying always by sitting on trees ? .
Banta : I am preparing for higher studies . So , I prefer to sit only on higher places.
Cooking
santa : banta , why you are too tired today .
Banta : I have a problem .
Santa : what's the problem . Why can't you share it with me .
Banta : my wife know cooking , but she won't do.
Santa : Ah! my wife don't know cooking , but she always cook . What to do .
Teacher & Student
Teacher : students , always remember the value of 1plus1 equal to 2 .
Students : yes teacher .
Teacher : santa stand up , what is the value of 2plus2 ?
Santa : teacher , you cheated me . You said simple problem . And asking me difficult problem.
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