Jokes

Fire Station :
Santa : Banta , wake up quickly . Our house is in fire .
Banta : Call fire station .
Santa : I already given a missed call . No reply from them .

Family Thief's :
Santa : Banta , why we prefer to theft only from ballu's house .
Banta : Oye santa , we are their family theifs .

Puzzle :
Santa : Banta , a puzzle for you . What will be present in the middle of TV .
Banta : CRT's , RLC circuits ....
Santa : Wrong wrong . The correct answer is " U " .